The Revelation of Mikey 3:1

While walking past a Starbucks, as was often Mikey's way, Mikey did become aware of waving writings on the surface of a green umbrella covered table. These writings were tied with a bow.
as if to be a gift.
Mikey did read.

Ode to a fat fuck:

Fat Fuck Fat Fuck, how long will you grumble.
Sugar, red meat and butter are what always make you stumble.

You've gone from 3XL to XL but calories you pack.
Without a plan and a focus your pecs will soon be a rack.

Fat Fuck Fat Fuck, so much you do bitch.
You can't take off what you've put on by flicking a switch

Whine, piss, moan and complain.
Try diet after diet as if you were sane.

Buy a tall shirt, believe its because you're tall
And your gut will always remain your wall.

Pick those big boat feet of the ground, and take a new step.
and focus on action instead of pounds that you've kept.

You've been like an island and your hope has done bled.
in the end, its only your yap and denial you've fed.

Find a team, start the scheme, and read this again.
when what you want to look like now, is what you look like then.

Mikey did re wrap the poem and sat it down on the table. Mikey's tummy did rumbly but the words rang true and therefore the words did have purpose.
Mikey took his Whipped Cream Frappacino and threw it directly into the nearby Subway station.

Upon being told Mikey would have to clean this up, Mikey did run.

The Chicks of Mikey 1:3

Katherine McPhee and Mandisa.
Now there's two pieces of bread Mikey would be the Ham, mustard and tomatoe for..

The Ascension of Mikey 1:2(The retirement of impatience)

Debbie did seek out Mikey for his wisdom. Though Mikey did not seek out Debbie.
Perhaps, even on the worst of days, blinded by buzzards, barren of water for weeks and without a nearby Starbucks for the all important daily pick me up, Mikey still would not have sought out Debbie.
But Debbie did seek out Mikey.
With Debbie, came the befuddled, milksop, hopeless wisp of a man Willie. Willie would serve useful to Mikey, for it would be Willie that would translate the high pitched, pained screams of Debbie into workable english that Mikey could bring his ministry too so that peace again could oer reign the day.
Debbie began the conversation.
"WHY DID THOSE BASTARDS KICK ME OFF MY INSURANCE!!!WHAT DID I DO?!!I'VE GOT TO HAVE MY PILLS!!IVE GOT DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS!!AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Willie translated;
"My wife is upset that she's been kicked off her insurance"
Prior to Willie's calm summary, Debbie restarted and sounded like a Juiceman Jr. Stuck on a hard husk of celery while making its juice;
"HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME! IVE GOT DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND NOONE HELPS ME EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN I NEED MY PILLS, MY INSURANCE I DON'T GET THIS!"
Willie translated;
"My wife is upset that she's been kicked off her insurance"
The peace that only exists between the delivery of ball two and kick and deal delivery of strike one allowed Mikey to interject.
"Medicare is the devil to many people. its true" Saieth Mikey. "But first, for both of you to undertand what has happened, and what will happen next. you must first breathe. Can you do this?"
Debbie was still on her very first breath and with the lung power of Celine Dion in the midst of the chorus of ,"My Heart will go on", Debbie interjected.
"IVE TALKED TO 23 PEOPLE NOONE WILL HELP ME, EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME, THE GOVERNMENT IS PLOTTING AGAINST ME WHAT AM I TO DO IM JUST GOING TO LIVE IN THE BASEMENT AND SOMEONE HAD BETTER BRING ME MY PILLS!!!!"
Sharper than a ginsu knife, Willie translated:
"My wife is upset that she's been kicked off her insurance"
The Word overcame Mikey with peace and wisdom, the Word that has always been with God.
"Both of you will breathe, and do nothing else. Do you understand?"
Sounds of Oxygen filling Alveoli filled the air. and the casual blasting of CO2 from those same Alveoli.
While Debbie screamed, Mikey used this time like a fine gardner to reap the weeds of this problem and presented them in peace to both Debbie and Larry.
The old traits of sarcasm and self entertaining abuse of others did not pollute his words.
"Debbie, as long as you continue to breathe, and believe, as I believe, that this Medicare insurance is not a breathing living thing, and therefore cannot outhink you or I. The clouds will lift, The darkness will fall, and the light that cannot be put out will bring you the peace of the answer. The answer you seek regarding this, Medicare Part D."
For the first time, perhaps in all of her tribulation, Debbie was silent.
"I see the light Mikey, I will take this Medicare Part D." Debbie calmly resolved.
"Larry", Saieth Mikey, "Brother Larry, do you see what needs to be done, as I see it and do you see the peace that it can bring you. now and forevermore?"
"I will see" said Larry varying his speech,"That she takes this Medicare Part D"
"Go now to your task, and know the peace of Mikey" Saieth Mikey.