The Book Of Mikey 1:3

And so, there came a time when Mikey was cast out into the wilderness. When Mblog.com did cease its efforts and the ancient texts from the books of mikey became lost. The lost books of mikey were taken to the top of the mightiest hill of Emlenton, PA and the chips that they were written upon were smashed. These fragments were then placed within a cd case of Shakira's "Laundry Service". This cd case was then forever more known as the cd case of the covenant of Mikey.

It is alleged that this Cd Case contains mystical powers and that leaders of the warring factions within West Virginia and Virginia have come to seek it to use its powers for themselves.

Fortunately, The Mikey Knights Templar have taken possession of the CD case of the covenant of Mikey and they have taken it somewhere in New Jersey to keep it safe. This ancient order has sworn its very existence to keep the CD case of the covenant safe from ne'er do wells who would slander and libel against the goodness of Mikey.

In time, the knights have agreed to once again reveal the word of mikey so that the travels and final redemption of the one with the melon may be known again.